Oh, sewing machine.
For my birthday I got a sewing machine--nothing fancy, about a hundred bucks from Target as I'm still learning to sew. I was BLISSED OUT. I tried it out a couple times and it wasn't the best machine ever but it worked! Then I took it to a sewing class. Maybe it felt intimidated by all the fancy schmancy class machines, maybe it's just defective, but I tried to use it and it started sewing backwards. Argh! We jimmied the reverse lever but it didn't work. It will only sew backwards now. Gah!!!!! We're going to try and get it fixed. If anyone knows what's wrong, please comment.